Let's Fuck this up , shall we ?
I had almost made the title, "Fuck me please?" to make it a typical dumb blonde headline. The thing i have noticed lately can't stop me from saying this. Have you realised that we all have an addiction of using the F word often? Come on man, let's just face it. How many times a day do we associate that word into our vocab? It's - wait , wait for this , almost 1 out of every 20 sentences or so. OK , maybe that doesnt apply to everybody but i'm pretty sure a lot of us do that. I certainly do. It's just too good a word not to be use, one word Fuck describes so much and more. Maybe it's the culture we are living in now , the "MTV" era and all those books lying around in bookstores with that word written in most of their books and those movies and shows on TV, that idea of Livin' the American Dream and get fuck up like one of them. No offences but yeah , that's pretty much it. Please , if anybody reading this is telling me you don't use that word, don't go on reading and fuck off. I don't want to taint you further and ended up as the World's Top 10 worst influences side by side of Paris Hilton. No , thank you and i don't even need to take a picture with her even if it's fully paid for and stuff. Opps.
Since I have covered the F word section , I'll just move down the alphabetical order shall we? Ditch the F word and the S word comes out immediately , sometimes even simultaneously. Oh , I have such a hard time choosing which one to talk about. Will it be Sex or Shit? I guess I will leave the sex part for you and your boys and girls. You see, the problem with us is that we have so much words to choose from other than shit. You can almost say , we're spoilt for choices but we just choose not to. Take for instance , I had a meal with a close friend at a certain restaurant. Nice place , posh looking. Here comes the waitress with her mane tied back in a punkish manner complete with gothic makeup on her pretty face.
"What shall we have today?" goes my friend undecided as usual.
On the other hand, I have decided to see if this punk chick has anything up her sleeves.
"So tell me, what's the recommendation of the day?"
She goes ranting away in a manner I almost thought some huge bling bling rap star has taken over. When this quicker than I-bet-I-Can-Rap-Faster-Than-You recommendation ordeal is over, my friend has already decided to make order. So, I have decided to take the easy way out, taking whatever she's having than to face Missy E(illot) in another rap battle again. Then , my friend decided to check out what she's having just in case. "So , what exactly is in this? The menu's not to clear about it." "Oh , just some meat and shit."
I didn't really know that nowadays they do serve meat with shit. It was almost creative of the food industry I must say. Look, my point is being, use the shit word as much as you like but when you're doing the service and food industry , please try to forgo that in your sentences. Somebody might just take you literally.
I hate to say this but I guess this is the new generation, where our vocab does include a few vulgarities every now and then. Still , that doesn't mean we're not cultured people. Let's not stereotype all the teenagers as people whom swear al the time, there's still some good apples left in the basket. To sum it all up, I don't think it's such a horrible thing including all those F & S in your sentences. Just you know, use it in an appropriate situation. We won't want to be taking an order of "Can I have some fries with those fucking tasty sauce and shit?" will we?
I had almost made the title, "Fuck me please?" to make it a typical dumb blonde headline. The thing i have noticed lately can't stop me from saying this. Have you realised that we all have an addiction of using the F word often? Come on man, let's just face it. How many times a day do we associate that word into our vocab? It's - wait , wait for this , almost 1 out of every 20 sentences or so. OK , maybe that doesnt apply to everybody but i'm pretty sure a lot of us do that. I certainly do. It's just too good a word not to be use, one word Fuck describes so much and more. Maybe it's the culture we are living in now , the "MTV" era and all those books lying around in bookstores with that word written in most of their books and those movies and shows on TV, that idea of Livin' the American Dream and get fuck up like one of them. No offences but yeah , that's pretty much it. Please , if anybody reading this is telling me you don't use that word, don't go on reading and fuck off. I don't want to taint you further and ended up as the World's Top 10 worst influences side by side of Paris Hilton. No , thank you and i don't even need to take a picture with her even if it's fully paid for and stuff. Opps.
Since I have covered the F word section , I'll just move down the alphabetical order shall we? Ditch the F word and the S word comes out immediately , sometimes even simultaneously. Oh , I have such a hard time choosing which one to talk about. Will it be Sex or Shit? I guess I will leave the sex part for you and your boys and girls. You see, the problem with us is that we have so much words to choose from other than shit. You can almost say , we're spoilt for choices but we just choose not to. Take for instance , I had a meal with a close friend at a certain restaurant. Nice place , posh looking. Here comes the waitress with her mane tied back in a punkish manner complete with gothic makeup on her pretty face.
"What shall we have today?" goes my friend undecided as usual.
On the other hand, I have decided to see if this punk chick has anything up her sleeves.
"So tell me, what's the recommendation of the day?"
She goes ranting away in a manner I almost thought some huge bling bling rap star has taken over. When this quicker than I-bet-I-Can-Rap-Faster-Than-You recommendation ordeal is over, my friend has already decided to make order. So, I have decided to take the easy way out, taking whatever she's having than to face Missy E(illot) in another rap battle again. Then , my friend decided to check out what she's having just in case. "So , what exactly is in this? The menu's not to clear about it." "Oh , just some meat and shit."
I didn't really know that nowadays they do serve meat with shit. It was almost creative of the food industry I must say. Look, my point is being, use the shit word as much as you like but when you're doing the service and food industry , please try to forgo that in your sentences. Somebody might just take you literally.
I hate to say this but I guess this is the new generation, where our vocab does include a few vulgarities every now and then. Still , that doesn't mean we're not cultured people. Let's not stereotype all the teenagers as people whom swear al the time, there's still some good apples left in the basket. To sum it all up, I don't think it's such a horrible thing including all those F & S in your sentences. Just you know, use it in an appropriate situation. We won't want to be taking an order of "Can I have some fries with those fucking tasty sauce and shit?" will we?
2 Comments:
I have no idea why people use them so much in their daily conversations and blog entries and text messages, but yeah, it's part of the culture we live in. Some people like you and I, refrain from using such words, because, well, personally I just don't need to at all.
Some would find it amusing, using these words to exaggerate a situation or context. Some are just plain foul mouthed.
So you see, that's why it's handy to have a MP3 player with you. Especially in the trains when you are forced to be with people in close proximity. And you don't want to know what they have to say.
I love my player.
-K.
u know what K. ? i feel the same thing abt my player too. :D
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